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Testimonials

  • "I bought this to spite my ex. Worth every penny."
    - Karen, NY ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

  • My therapist now uses this mug. Coincidence?"
    - Dave, CA ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

  • "I bought this mug as a joke gift... now I'm getting divorced because I refused to share it. Worth it."- Mike, Texas ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

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